The commander's horse noticed the beautiful stable horse. "How about a kiss?" he asked. As he tried to kiss the filly she turned her cheek and the soldier horse planted a big smooch on the donkey's rear end.
The donkey batted his eyes and joked, "I will marry you but first you have to meet my parents." The soldier horse became enraged. His powerful kicks shook the stable walls. The camel and donkey were afraid until they looked at each other. Together they said, "If we were any braver we would have to be taller!"
